There was once a time in my life when I sat through long, cold football games pretending to know what the hell was going on. After uprooting my life in New Brunswick and moving to Ontario with my mom, I was the new girl at a new high school where I met the man I would someday marry. But first, I would avoid him like the plague.
โHeโs cute.โ I gushed to a new friend while pointing to this tall, confident guy walking out of class.
โTell anyone and Iโll kill you.โ I added.
The next day, the entire school heard about the new girlโs crush on Eric.
I did what any mortified girl would do and avoided all eye contact while hiding down random staircases whenever he was within 100 feet of me. Or I would suddenly, urgently, need to go to the washroom. Libraries also made good hiding spots. I was willing to keep this up for the entire year if I had to. I only had a year until I graduated anyways.
That morning, Eric was in the locker room getting ready for football practice when his teammates told him about my rumoured crush. He didnโt believe them. โWhy would she go after someone like me?โ he asked. โYou guys are messing with me.โ
When my girlfriend confirmed to him it was true, Eric decided to mortify me even more by approaching me during student photos later that afternoon. I was stuck in a line up, going nowhere fast. Shoot me, heโs coming over!
โHey Angelaโฆโ he said with a quivering smile.
My face turned the shade of a beet…no, make that a fire truck.
โHey,โ I replied casually.
โIโm Ericโ
Awkward shaking of hands. Very awkward.
โNice to meet you.โ
โWaiting to get your photo takenโฆ?โ
โYupโฆโ
โYouโฆ?โ
โSameโฆโ
โCoolโฆโ
โCool.โ
โฆโฆโฆ.
โฆโฆโฆ.
โHey, are you going to the party on Friday night? I think someone mentioned you are going with the girlsโฆโ he asked
โI think so. It should be fun to meet some people. Are youโฆ?โ
โYup, Iโll be there. Hopefully we can talk at the partyโฆโ
โOk, see you then…โ
โThanksโฆI mean, byeโฆโ
Whew heโs finally gone, I thought to myself.
Then it was time for my photo op.
Does my face look a bit flushed to you in this photo?
Thatโs what I thought. Thanks for flustering me Eric.
We played this awkward cat and mouse charade for a couple months. I showed up to his football games half watching, half ignoring him, as he tried to show off for me like guys often do. I was really there to examine his butt in spandex and talk with friends, though. He showed up at my locker every morning and waited for me after class. Sometimes he even drove me to Subway for lunch.
Two months later, we had our official first date on October 27, 2001. Football season also came to a close soon enough, and later, my confession that I had zero interest in football. I was a hockey girl through and through. Thankfully, he didnโt seem to mind. He does, however, refuse to give away his stinky football jersey hanging up in our closet. I decided to let him win that battle.
Black Bean Chili Dip
Yield
2.5 cups
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Reminiscent of a hot bowl of black bean chili, this chunky dip is great to pair alongside your favorite corn chips or crackers. I love Food Should Taste Good blue corn chips or sweet potato chips. To garnish, add some chopped green onion, avocado, cilantro, or your favorite cheeze.
Ingredients
- 1.5 cups chopped sweet onion
- 1 large garlic clove, minced
- 1 jalapeno, seeded and chopped
- 1.5 cups cooked black beans, rinsed and drained
- 3/4 cup mild salsa
- 1 cup frozen corn kernels
- 2 tsp chili powder (or to taste)
- 1 tsp ground cumin (or to taste)
- 1/2 tsp kosher salt (or to taste)
- 1 tbsp nutritional yeast (optional)
- for garnish: chopped avocado, cilantro, cheeze, or green onion
Directions
- In a large skillet over medium heat, add a bit of oil and sautรฉ the chopped onion and garlic for about 5-7 minutes. Meanwhile, remove seeds from jalapeno and chop finely (I use gloves so the seeds donโt sting my fingers). Add in the chopped jalapeno and sautรฉ for another few minutes.
- Add in the drained and rinsed black beans, salsa, and corn. Stir well and cook for a few minutes. Now add the chili powder, cumin, and salt all to taste. Stir in the nutritional yeast if using. Cook on low until heated through and serve warm with corn chips. Garnish with green onion, chopped avocado, or fresh cilantro.
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I love easy appetizers like this one. I was done in 20 minutes and didnโt have to dirty a bunch of dishes or food processor. Touch down!
Iโm also working on some crispy cornbread crackersโฆbut they need some work.
If you need me, Iโll be hogging the black bean chili dip, wrapped in a warm blanket reading my book.
Just be sure to let me know when the halftime show begins. Then Iโm all over it.
You can also email me the best Super Bowl commercials on Monday. Iโll watch those too.
