
There are 4 words I never thought I would hear in the same sentence:
‘Thirty Thousand’
and
‘Deck quote’
We had a decking company do a quote on our deck because we wanted a professional’s opinion on whether we should replace the 25 year old deck beams. We were also just curious what kind of quote they would give us to replace the deck!
‘We quoted your deck install at roughly thirty thousand.’
This is the moment where you laugh nervously like a crazy person.
‘Hahah, I think the phone line is cutting out because I thought you said THIRTY thousand!!’
‘It is thirty thousand. THREE. ZERO.’
Awkward.
We want to replace our old deck, but we don’t want to have to sell the house and live under it! Silly people. We had a second quote at 30k too. #fail. We also found out that we have to replace the beams because they are rotting!
It looks like we will be doing it DIY style like we always do. Nothing like a decking company to get your head out of the clouds! lol.
However, I baked something that was so good it made me forget all about the deck stuff. Food is wonderful like that. Sometimes, it’s so good it induces you into a food coma and you are just sitting there at the table in your own blissful trance oblivious to the world around you.
This was one of those moments.

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Giant Upside Down Apple Pancake
Adapted from Diet, Dessert, & Dogs.
Yield: 4 slices
Ingredients:
- 1 large sweet apple, peeled, cored and cut in thin slices
- 2 tsp cinnamon
- 2 Tbsp Sucanat (or brown sugar)
- 1/3 cup mashed banana (1 medium banana)
- 1/2 cup unsweetened applesauce
- 1 tsp pure vanilla extract
- 2 Tbsp maple syrup
- 1 Tbsp ground flaxseeds OR 1 tsp finely ground chia seeds
- 3/4 cup non-dairy milk
- 3/4 cup + 1 tbsp raw buckwheat flour (I processed raw buckwheat groats into flour) OR oat flour (process rolled oats into flour)
- 1/2 tsp ground cinnamon
- 2 tsp baking powder
- 1/4 tsp baking soda
Directions:
1. Preheat oven to 350F. Line a 10 inch springform pan or pie plate with a circle of parchment paper; then grease both the pan and the paper to prevent sticking.
2. In a small bowl, combine the apple, cinnamon and Sucanat (or brown sugar). Toss with a spoon until all the slices are coated. Place the slices in a single layer over the bottom of the pan.
3. In a medium bowl, mash the banana. Now whisk together the mashed banana, applesauce, vanilla, maple syrup, milk, and ground flax/chia until combined. In a large bowl, sift together the remaining ingredients. Add the wet mixture and stir until well combined. Pour batter over the apples and smooth.
4. Bake the pancake at 350F for about 40-45 minutes until the top is golden. Remove from oven and allow to cool completely. Once cool, run a knife along the outside edge of the pancake to loosen it. Remove spring form. Place a plate on top of the cake and gently flip over. Remove parchment from the apples. Serve with your desired toppings.
Approx. Nutritional info (makes 4 slices, per slice): 202 kcals, 2 grams fat, 39 grams carbs, 5 grams fibre, 21 grams sugar, 4 grams protein.
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There are also three words I never thought I would hear in reference to food:
‘Upside Down’
and
‘Pancake’
But, am I ever glad I did!

I first saw Ricki’s recipe for an upside down pancake over a YEAR and a half ago and I have been dying to make it ever since. I have no idea why it took me so long!
I made a few changes to Ricki’s original recipe, and I was almost certain it would be a flop, but it was nothing of the sort!
Changes I made to original recipe:
1) I used 1/3 cup of mashed banana instead of the 1/3 cup of cashew butter (I wanted to keep the calories lower while increasing the serving size).
2) I omitted the almond extract.
3) Instead of using brown rice flour, coconut flour, and oat flour, I used 3/4 cup + 1 tbsp raw buckwheat flour made from processed buckwheat groats inspired by Ashley’s Buckwheat bakes! I would imagine that many different flours might work. I would suggest using oat flour (made from processed rolled oats) if you don’t use buckwheat.
4) I cut baking powder down to 2 tsp.
I was going to use my tart pan, but I was worried that it would leak through the bottom, so I used a spring form cakepan instead (I think it was 10 inch).
Here are the beautiful apple slices coated with cinnamon and Sucanat (or you can use brown sugar):

After baking, cooling, and flipping, peel back the parchment layer to reveal the gooey apple layer!

A Gorgeous and Giant pancake!! The pancake is about 10 inches in diametre and 1/2-3/4 inch thick.

It tastes amazing on its own and I loved eating it plain, but this strawberry jam took it over the top.

This morning I had some fresh juice, Japanese Sencha, and 1.5 slices of the giant pancake. I just ate the pancake cold straight from the fridge and I loved every bite.

In the juice: 2-3 carrots, 1/2 grapefruit, 1 lemon, 2 beets, 1/2 cucumber.
The banana and applesauce work wonderfully to replace oil in this pancake. It was not the least bit dry, and I found that I didn’t need any maple syrup on top thanks to the gooey apple topping. :)

Two GIANT thumbs up!
Sounds like you need that pancake!! 30,000 dollars?! I would definitely go the DIY route.
what would I do to have those pancakes right now!
Great recipe.
30 k= crazy!!?? ;)
AWESOME breakfast!
Yum, that pancake looks delish!
I love the look of the upside pancake! Can’t wait to try this out on the weekend!
I could have used an upside down apple pancake when we met with the tax guy last week. Holy Peas!
Your deck is huge, so 30K sounds in the ballpark (though I would have put it in the mid-20’s). I’m sure if you searched around you could find something less expensive, but not much less than 20K. . . It looks like it will be a long and character-building home project (bleh — I abhor home projects!).
30k? Yikes! I’m so grateful my husband is handy!
Your response on the phone reminded me of the movie Father of the Bride when Franc is telling Steve Martin’s character that the cost for the wedding is $250 a head. lol :) That pancake looks great!
OWCH!!!! $30,000? sigh. Very glad you and Eric are handy and can take it on as a DIY project. Amazing looking pancake, the recipe has been bookmarked. (like alot of your recipes are!)
Haha your deck quote reminds me of me getting my taxes done last week. I was anxiously waiting for the girl to tell me how much I was getting as a return. When she told me I owed a few hundred dollars I may or may not have told her she was wrong. I still like to believe she is wrong. Kind of like your deck guy is clearly, wrong.
I’m constantly amazed by how much contractors can charge… who pays that much?!
The “goo” on the bottom (top?) of upside down cake is my favorite part. I bet this would be awesome with PB spread on top too! Or done with pineapple… mmmm…
Oh YUM!!! And in other news, I don’t see why you guys just don’t DIY every project?! You seem so handy and that probably would save a ton! Good luck…
That looks so delicious! What a nutritious breakfast. Your body is probably smiling, haha.
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Wow. That’s a huge bill! Luckily you guys are handy and have handy friends lol. Buying beer to get all your friends to help will be cheaper than that :)
Good luck with the new deck !
Sam
I can’t believe $30K for a deck – even if you have a HUGE deck that price seems absolutely ridiculous. At least Eric can do the work and he can be paid with delicious food :)
Oh my goodness… $30,000… That is outrageous! I am not sure that the construction guys that I know would cost that much, but maybe.
That Giant Upside Down Pancake looks phenomonal! That would make my morning, or any time of the day, for that matter :)
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Thirty thousand for decking?! That’s insane!! At least you had pancakes to make you feel better. :)
Your recipes are helping my convince my BF that its OK to not eat animals or animal products. Every time I cook one of them he says “WOW THIS IS ACTUALLY GOOD” in a shocked voice. I’m so excited to try this recipe as well because I KNOW it will get the same reaction. He LOVES pancakes and usually I can slip lots of healthy stuff in them without him noticing ;-)
Angela this looks wonderful! I love the apples on the bottom, that became the top. I am always a little timid when working with things that need the big FLIP at the end. I always wonder if I am going to end up with a big mess on my hands. Clearly you succeeded in turning it into an upside down pancake. Love it!
The deck. When I went down to my house in Aruba over the holidays, it has been raining so much all fall and I realized that I needed to do some major roof repairs. Nothing like walking into a very large sum of money, totally unplanned for, over the holidays. Talk about sticker shock. That’s why I work so much. Houses are money pits, I swear.
I hope you guys find a way to get it all handled, and not for 30g’s. Sheesh…that’s insane!